- Why didn’t the parents just change their own names to “Adolf Hitler” and “Aryan Nation” and leave the kids out of it? Adolf isn’t even old enough to grow the moustache! Or start a world war.
- Parents ask: “Too soon?”
- The world isn’t even ready for a death metal band named Hitler.
- Why didn’t the parents just name their son “The History Channel”?
- This is precisely the sort of harm that makes me oppose Straight Marriage. Especially Nazi Straight Marriage.
- Will it ever be child abuse to name your kids after various U.S. politicians? Make your list:
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